24
Jul
2009

top 10 posts (last 60d)

stored in: Fun

written by Darren Patrick

PrintRanked by number of page views, the following is a list of the top 10 Toronto service reviews for the last 60 days through July 23:

1)  For Your Eyes Only - Frances Avalon

…Where For Your Eyes really takes the cake is in the service. The dancers are some of the hottest in the city. No sad broken home stories here, just babes…

2)  Julie’s Cuban Restaurant - Vanessa Green

…Wash it all down with one of their trademark margaritas or mojitos – the strawberry version of the former is my fav. Or you can get your server to to recommend a wine, which they’ll do happily…

3)  Chez Cora – Connie Tsang

…But despite an inclination to avoid conflict, I’d volunteer for an eye-gouging over setting foot in Cora’s Breakfast and Lunch ever again….

4)  Terroni on Queen – Frances Avalon

…Still, I have friends that LOVE it there. Why? Cause hipsters have no brains of their own to think with, their the biggest sheep out there. That’s the ONLY reason I can think of why anyone I know could possibly tolerate the place…

5)  Bronto Burger – Darren Patrick

…Bronto Burger is a tiny place, with a sit-in counter space and minimal seating; kind of nostalgic of a 50s fountain pop shop where the kids go after school for a malt….

6)  Sushi Island – Vanessa Green

…You can be in, overfed and out of this place in 20 minutes. It can get pretty busy though so be prepared to wait. But boy, oh boy. Is that giant green dragon thing ever worth it….

7)  Aunties & Uncles - Frances Avalon

…The servers are like cats, they love you if you allow them their independence from you. When they are taking your order or recommending a dish, they’re great, but the ball is in their court in terms of when they serve you and how long you’ll wait…

8)  Condom Shack - Frances Avalon

…In any case, the Condom Shack is the perfect place to send a complaining boy. I usually call Pam first, tell her what he looks like and what the problem is…

9) The Brant House - Frances Avalon

…As far as service goes, there’s a lot of “doormen” at this spot, but to their credit, they are not as thugish as one would imagine. In fact, they are very polite…

10)  Burger Shoppe Quality Meats – Connie Tsang

…On both occasions, we were greeted with genuine salt-of-the-earth types, who had no qualms about yelling back to the floor supervisor for beer recommendations or just making their customers feel like they’re family…

Thank you to everyone for making the last 60 days so much fun (including our team of superstar writers).

And, if you’d like to contribute alongside our team and throw your Toronto service review into the ring, just drop us a line!

darren

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